Because everything has a DAMN LIMIT!!
Sometimes, to chill out, I hang over a friend’s place, a friend that we don’t want to make “look bad”, so we’ll call “Thrustmaster” (a completely random name, obviously ^^). Now… This friend has a dark tendency to completely ignore what goes around the whole house, EXCEPT the little centimeters of his keyboard, monitor, and let’s say, mouse pad. “The results!”, you might ask…. Here they are:
Sliced cheese (or fungus culture…?)…
Christ… Don’t try this at your home! Guess I don’t need to feel so frustrated now, for not having harvested any bacterias on my lab cultures… These fungus make it up for a thousand cultures! Yikes! Obvious to state that I spent the next hour and half cleaning up the whole mess, witch include around 8 pizza boxes, and some 14 coke cans. And after that… We had a nice decent (in a clean kitchen) meal! (:
EDITED: New updates on fungus/bacteria cultures:

não faço a mínima ideia de quem seja o “Thrustmaster” (não mesmo x:), mas gosto da cozinha dele.
OH MY F**KING GOD!
Bem…eu axo k o Thrustmaster se enganou no curso xD ele deve ser obcecado por microbiologia e parece k tem mt jeito para isso xD ja percebi pk e k uma certa pessoa n ker fazer limpezas com ele. LOL
O que é que vc’s tem contra aquilo? Posso saber? esta muito bom as fotos.. Existe algum mal de tentar criar um laboratorio em casa??? Eu tb por vezes tenho cenas parecidas… Só falta dizar que esse Thrustmaster também come aquilo…
…. All I can say is…
LOOOL!