So here we go, on this great recipe on how to get a damn tasty sandwich without paying that OMFGWTFKTHXBBQ price we usually get on normal fast-food stuff. And best part… It’s even MORE SIMPLE (since you don’t need to leave home)!! Remember you can multiply all the ingredients so you get a “storage” for more sandwiches, and some of them will come (obviously) on packs so try to buy it all in quantities for a fixed number. For this particular recipe, you don’t need to buy high quality products, as they will taste the same in the end, so go cheap on it!
1 breadstick around 30 cm long (it is highly recommended that you buy pre-cooked bread, that still needs to go to the oven; it lasts longer and you will be eating a cooked-in-the-minute bread), 1 pack of bacon strips, 1 can of sausages, 1 tomato, 1 lettuce, a can of sweet corn, 1 pack of chips (optional; leftovers will do too) and sauce at disposal (recommend ONLY ketchup).
1st min: Start by turning on your oven to 200ºC (between medium and max). Leave in the oven it’s cooking grid and it’s cooking metal plate (unless you don’t mind drops of fat rolling on your oven). While it is warming up, put 2 bacon strips and 3 sausages (sliced long) in the grid, along with the bread (if uncooked). Close the oven, and move to the balcony. Cut tomato in slices (as you like) or in pieces or whatever. Wash the lettuce (2 leafs will do).
10th min: Open oven, cut bread in half (do NOT cut it too deep, if both top and bottom of it get separated, you will have serious troubles on eating it, and might get mad enough to throw everything to your computer/window/mother), re-introduce bread, close oven.
12th min: Turn oven off. Place lettuce on the bread, fully covering it. Than place tomato. Than the sausages. Than the sauce. Than the chips. Than the corn. Than the bacon.
Now, it’s normal that you can’t close your sandwich, it’s supposed to be eaten progressively in 2 bites, and not one. Leave the opening of the bread to the top, and don’t worry about the bacon falling down, at least it’s easy to grab back to the sandwich.
Now don’t dare saying it isn’t simple, or delicious, or cheap. Hmmm oh well you can dare actually. Enjoy it.
[side note: since it requires pieces of allot of ingredients I'd recommend inviting someone over to eat with you, or making a simple salad to go with it (just join some lettuce leafs, corn and tomato)]